Fat Horse Farting

When my daughter was very little,
She went riding on a horse,
The horse was very flatulent,
It farted round the course.

She was quite embarrassed,
And I was in a fit,
The horse continued farting,
And then it did a sh*t.

This wasn't how she pictured it,
Her little pony dream,
The horse continued farting,
It was bloated to the seams.

It farted when it trotted,
It farted when it jumped,
It farted round the obstacles,
And she just got the hump :)

I was in her bad books,
For laughing long and loud,
But I will always love her,
Of my daughter, I'm so proud.